With your powers combined, I am Captain Planet

Hey there hi there hello there....
I didnt post last week because I was pissed at myself.  I only lost 2 pounds last week.  This week I lost seven, making my total 34. Not bad, but I should be doing better.  Oh, well.

I gotta say, I'm starting to feel soooo much better now that im doing healthy stuff.  And yesterday, i tied my shoe while wearing it.  That used to be a harder than finding a good ethiopian restraunt. (Ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they...) But little things like that just make me feel much better about myself.  I walk to and from work everyday now, and I'm still playing ball pretty much every single night. And we're always looking for more people to play, so anyone interested should come on out.  Unless you're really good, then you can go f*ck yourself.
  Anyway....So I still eat every day up at The Office thanks to Missy, Trevor, and everyone else up there.  I get to munch out on some awesome food and stay healthy.  So that's pretty freakin' sweet. I've been trying to convince Missy to let me drink for free too, but she's not havin it.  I've also tried to convince her to have a wet tee shirt contest too, but she said no.  I don't know why.  I would win hands-down.  I've been rockin these sweet bewbs and i wanna win something with them before they're gone...
That's all I got for now.  Again thanks everyone for all the support.  It's been awesome and I'm not even close to done yet.

PS
Merry Birthmas James Woods!

cactus gorillas

Decent loss this week. Six pounds.  Brings the total to 25 in three weeks.  Five pounds off my goal of thirty.  Oh well.  I need to hit double digits this week. So obviously I'm gonna have to step it up.   So That's what I'll be doing this week. Just wish the weather would stop being crazier than Charlie Sheen.  90 on Sunday and like 40 on monday? Seriously?
   Anyway...I can feel changes happening in my body, all for the better.  I can walk more than two steps without breathing heavy.  I can even run a round a little bit.  Colton and I played 2 on 2 ball with some kids up at swic, and I actually ran the pick and roll! Alot! It was nuts, actually moving.  I'm pretty much the fastest thing around.  I make Chris Johnson look like a bitch.  About three more weeks and I'll be good enough to play for those choke-artist Jayhawks (Thanks for ruining my bracket...Rock Chalk!) I'm a competetive guy who hates exercise, so basketball has been a fun way to make sure I get enough movement in a day.  So big thanks to Colton, Cameron, and paul; who pretty much play ball with me everyday.  Thanks to Retzer and Siegfried... I actually hate playing Cory, becasue that jolly green bastard pretty much dwarfs me. again, thank you all for letting me show you bitches how to play ball.
  Regarding the title of this post: I was thinking of a gorilla fuzed with cactus DNA.  Making it a cactus Gorilla...the most dangerous thing on the planet.  I don't do drugs.

Thanks for reading, I know it's hard sounding out letters and putting them together to form words.